CHOPPIN' BROCCOLAAAAY

Dana Carvey Sings 'Choppin' Broccoli' With A Full Orchestra On 'The Tonight Show'

"Tonight Show" viewers got to relive a classic "Saturday Night Live" moment on Thursday night when Dana Carvey busted out "Choppin' Broccoli" -- with a full orchestra.

These Wrestlers Have Literally No Words For You

These Wrestlers Have Absolutely No Words For Us

We knew the Internet was full of buried gems, but this video -- uploaded way back in 2011 by Carlos C. -- wins (the wrestling match of) the day.

Forget Apes, 'Planet Of The Pugs' Is Where It's At

'Planet Of The Pugs' Is A Place We Really, Really Want To Be

We wish "Planet of the Apes" were as puggin' cute as this.

This video from The Pet Collective is a trailer for the film -- that is, if the apes were, in fact, pugs.

These Adorable Animals Don't Give A $#@& About Your Yoga

These Pets Interrupting Yoga Prove Annoying Can Be Adorable

If yoga is about controlling the mind and body, there is no greater test than practicing with a dog or cat on the loose.

Jimmy Fallon's 'Do Not Read List' Gets Creepy As Hell

Why risk getting bumps and bruises playing outside throughout the summer when you can stay indoors reading and get scarred for life?