Jimmy Fallon's 'Do Not Read List' Gets Creepy As Hell

Why risk getting bumps and bruises playing outside throughout the summer when you can stay indoors reading and get scarred for life?

'Tiny Birthday For A Tiny Hedgehog' Is The Most Adorable Party Ever

What's cuter than a tiny animal eating tiny food? How about three tiny animals -- a hedgehog and two hamsters -- having a tiny birthday party, complete with appropriately tiny birthday cakes.

What Happens When The WiFi Goes Down

Julian Smith's short "WiFi" is a straight-up horror movie, and we'll have words with anyone who disagrees. WiFi going down? The prospect of having to go outside? Jogging??? No, thank you.

This Cat-And-Dog Friendship Will Make You Want To Hug Your Human Friends

Reddit user Akslfak couldn't have predicted how well these two rescues -- one corgi mix and one toothy cat -- would get along, but do they ever. Seriously, every pet owner probably dreams of having pets who like each other this much.

Here's Proof Bill Clinton Is Destined To Be The World's Greatest Grandpa

Former president Bill Clinton has a very particular set of skills -- skills he has acquired over a very long career.

He created tens of millions of jobs. He perfected the art of charisma. He even adopted a plant-based diet. And soon, Clinton will take on the monumental, onerous task of being a grandfather.

Seth Meyers Tries To Be Best Friends With Keith Morrison Of 'Dateline'

Seth Meyers is taking another shot at becoming best friends with a cable news guy.

While his first attempt with NBC's Lester Holt didn't go so well, Meyers tried again on Wednesday night with NBC's "Dateline" correspondent Keith Morrison.

Kanye West's Bonnaroo Setlist Is Both Thorough And Amazing

About a month ago, Kanye West made his first return to Bonnaroo following the 2008 fiasco. As reported by Billboard, West was not so quick to let bygones be bygones, making statements like, “Last time before I got here they had ‘fuck Kanye’ on the port-a-potties. This time we’re going to piss on them,” and "Where the press at? Fuck the press!" And just like any of his stops on the Yeezus tour, or some of his more recent festival appearances, the show featured a harangue or several.

Halle Berry Gets Schooled In Charades By Jimmy Fallon And Chris Colfer

Class is now in session.

On Tuesday, July 8, Halle Berry stopped by "The Tonight Show" and totally got schooled in Charades by Jimmy Fallon. The teams were Berry and "Tonight Show" announcer Steve Higgins against Fallon and "Glee" star Chris Colfer, and right from the beginning the Fallon/Colfer combo delivered complete and utter domination.

We don't want to overhype it, but even the German World Cup team was probably thinking, "Hey, ease up a little, guys."

We Can't Tell If This Dog Is Lazy, Or A Genius Innovator Of Stair-Descending Techniques

This silly dog has a special technique for traversing the oh-so-tiring beast that is the staircase.

This English Bulldog Puppy Has Found True Bliss In The Form Of An Inanimate Object

Agnes, the English bulldog puppy, has found nirvana.

As you can see in the video above, a utility scrub brush brings Agnes boundless joy. She loves playing with it, getting her back scratched by it and is especially fond of the belly rubs she gets from it. This goofy puppy loves it so much, she even tries to run off with it around the 0:22 mark.

Firefighters In China Pull Cow Out Of A Drain

When you hear about an animal stuck in a drain, you probably think about cats or dogs.

But what about a cow?

Apparently, that isn't entirely unheard of. In China's Guangxi province, a group of firefighters were filmed rescuing a large brown cow from a drain that seemed way too small for the animal.

News Station Accidentally Reports That The World Is Ending

This is how you report the weather and subtly break the news about the apocalypse all at once:

What Kind Of Comedian Should You Be? Paul Ogata's Flowchart Answers All Your Questions

Thinking about trying stand-up? Check out this flowchart by Paul Ogata first... it might save you some trouble.